Misadventures in Stock Photography: Part the 200th (The return of the return of Stubborn Set To The Jaw Guy [SSTTJG])

Welcome to 200th edition (eek! how did that happen?!) of the Misadventures in Stock Photography! Today we’ll be catching up with Stubborn Set To The Jaw Guy (SSTTJG). (And hey, there will be three two contests this week!)

the

(infamous for his

, both of which peeked out from his

) claimed he was happy when he was simply “

and

“, but he was in for

when he discovered that

had destroyed the

while he was on

into the

.

I think if you read it with one eye closed, squinting with your other eye, it might make sense. After a few drinks.


*sigh* – Mayhem

11 thoughts on “Misadventures in Stock Photography: Part the 200th (The return of the return of Stubborn Set To The Jaw Guy [SSTTJG])”

  1. Lol, I really like the idea of his ruby red booty shorts and ‘Louisville slugger’ peeking out of his dark robe edges! Especially when he looks soo serious! 😀

  2. I haven’t suffered from the Ruby Red Booty since I was in diapers. Do Ruby Red Booty Shorts work like Ruby Slippers … click your cheeks together three times and say “There’s no place like home.”? Is there a Red Moonrise when his Ruby Red Booty comes up over the mountain? Help! I’m channeling Henny Youngman.

  3. Happy 200th Episode of my favorite show! People just don’t acknowledge the weighty horror of stock photography enuf. And this guy is NOT ATTRACTIVE IN THE LEAST. (Squealing.)

  4. Happy 200th. I don’t believe there’s enough alcohol in the world for this to make sense.
    Pets for poor May.

  5. “Ruby Red Booty Shorts”. Ahahahahahaha! (I don’t think that’s exactly the hoped-for response to the title. Can’t be helped, though.)

    And 200th episode! Congrats! *throws confetti*

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