Misadventures in Stock Photography: Part the 191st (Disdainful Side-Eye Guy)

Welcome to another edition of the Misadventures in Stock Photography! Today we’ll be meeting Disdainful Side-Eye Guy. Onward!


(who’d once said to her, “I will be

!”) was afflicted with

, she could see that

anymore – now he spent all of his time

, looking for some

and hoping to stake

– it almost seemed as if he was

to that


Hmm. I give me a -5 for on successfully integrating He Ain’t Heavy into this narrative. D’oh! 🙂

“I wonder if I could find a different mom who doesn’t vacuum and doesn’t post about naughty boys?” -Mayhem

10 thoughts on “Misadventures in Stock Photography: Part the 191st (Disdainful Side-Eye Guy)”

  1. *Sniggers*

    *Pets May*

    (My boyfriend’s dog tries to mate with the vacuum cleaner, she’s………….. odd) :p

  2. Why, I wonder, is ‘Rough Play’ the only cover to show his gorgeous behind? And what’s with all the photoshopped tattoos? The mind of the cover designer is strange and mysterious. 🙂

  3. PLEASE always crop his eye out, all ye cover “designers” trawling the dregs of stock! That eye is just WRONG.

  4. Multiple trips to the gym fixes that heavy thing. He does have a lovely back though, when it’s not got a rather oddly shopped giant tattoo on it.

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