Misadventures in Stock Photography: Part the 195th (Bulgy Shoulders Guy)



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Welcome to another edition of the Misadventures in Stock Photography! Today we’ll be meeting Bulgy Shoulders Guy.

When the

from where he was

(and not just by any desire, but by

) to demand

(“Because she doesn’t

!” he complained), Mr. Real’s

snapped open,

trails in the air and making the Love Machine Knight shiver as if he was

.

The end! Vaguely coherent if you squint while you read it, I swear! 😉


“I’m not going to let that naughty boy ruin this glorious sunshine!” -Mayhem

7 thoughts on “Misadventures in Stock Photography: Part the 195th (Bulgy Shoulders Guy)”

  1. “Hey, i’ll use this Bulgy Shoulders Guy for all these covers, ‘cept I’ll ‘Shop in some thin, lank, frizzy, sweaty white hair on this last one. No one will notice the huge blank swath where I put the hair in. And–bye bye tats!” said the worst hack ever.

  2. I want that chick’s hair in Dark-adapted Eyes (which would also be a pretty useful mutation I suppose).

    But really Elora’s Cave, that fake hair makes him look mutant. Stop, just stop. And is Karley a boy since there are two on the cover? Questions, questions. 🙂

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