Misadventures in Stock Photography: Part the 145th (Do These Suspenders Make My Moobs Look Big Guy)



Congrats to Vivian A, who won Turning the Tables (Sex Sells #4) by Kim Dare!



Welcome to another edition of the Misadventures in Stock Photography! Today we’ll be meeting Do These Suspenders Make My Moobs Look Big Guy (DTSMMMLBG). (Spoiler: YES.)

was a sufficiently

to call

and say, “

! If you’ll give me some

and come with me to the

without

, I’ll pledge you my

and guarantee that it’s going to be a

.”

I’m sure it’s my imagination that part of the Misadventure almost seemed to make sense, briefly.


“I’m hiding from the naughty boys!” -Mayhem

16 thoughts on “Misadventures in Stock Photography: Part the 145th (Do These Suspenders Make My Moobs Look Big Guy)”

  1. I see why that last book is called Scorcher. The lovely lady is so Scorched that his moobs are bigger than her boobs, she’s turned her back on the camera!

    And where are the photshop boys when you need them? After all the times they’ve pasted a Phyllis Diller wig on a hot stud’s head, they owe it to us to zing up that one ratty pair of suspenders with a little color.

    Thanks the software suggestions.

  2. Moobs. ROFL! I am sad that DTSMMMLBG is on the cover of one of my favorite books! I cried so hard on this one….

  3. Stay under there where it’s safe from the moobs, May!

    Actually, I don’t think that was your imagination at all! That was a surprisingly smooth read – you know – if you can get over being distracted by both the moobs and the suspenders.
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