Misadventures in Stock Photography: Part the 145th (Do These Suspenders Make My Moobs Look Big Guy)



Congrats to Vivian A, who won Turning the Tables (Sex Sells #4) by Kim Dare!



Welcome to another edition of the Misadventures in Stock Photography! Today we’ll be meeting Do These Suspenders Make My Moobs Look Big Guy (DTSMMMLBG). (Spoiler: YES.)

was a sufficiently

to call

and say, “

! If you’ll give me some

and come with me to the

without

, I’ll pledge you my

and guarantee that it’s going to be a

.”

I’m sure it’s my imagination that part of the Misadventure almost seemed to make sense, briefly.


“I’m hiding from the naughty boys!” -Mayhem