Congrats to Nette, who won her choice of Left in the Darkness (Haven Coffee House Boys #2) or Tagged and Bagged (EMS Heat #14)Â by Stephani Hecht!
Welcome to another edition of the Misadventures in Stock Photography! Today we’ll be catching up with Slave Boy yet again. Onward!
meat dinner was completely unsatisfying,
. Not even
with seasonings or his infamous
,
,
, and
sauce could improve the mystery meat meal – although who much cared (or remembered) after that sauce?! Maybe it was all that booze or maybe it was
and fanciful
, but after Sage went to sleep, he had
filled with
,
for
. Alas, when he awoke, there was no escape from
(no matter how he much he avoided
) – elves don’t
performing random
or
, so he was stuck in
with the
.
Um… at least it wasn’t a single run-on sentence, right?! 😉
“I have had enough!! I am going to smack that naughty boy with my Deadly Paw of Smacking!” -Mayhem
Imagine spending centuries with that hair. No wonder he avoids mirrors.
that must have been some amazing ‘sauce’ on that meat. 😀
Something rather disturbing about this fellow – is it bad to say I prefer his headless covers?
I think that was really coherent and very well done. But then, slave boy holds a soft spot in my little licorice heart. We need covers with Slave Boy AND Candy Cane Guy. Then I’d be happy. If I ever get a cover of my own I’m going to request them. LOL Even just from the neck down.
Chris- Creme de banana- a little much for a Monday morning, n’cest pas?
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No wonder he had broken dreams after ingesting all that weird stuff! 😀
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That man needs to hit his hairdresser VERY hard.
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Oy! That photoshop elf job hurts. He also looks 12.
You go, May, with that Deadly Paw of Smacking!
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No thanks!
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I want a Deadly Paw of Smacking!! Please tell me where I can get one. (I also gotta wonder if these models know how many book covers they’ve been on…and what kind, LOL)
Yep, definitely needs a deadly paw of smacking, especially for that elf cover. What were they thinking? *shudders* And Creme de Banana? Really they went fruity?
Even white lightning won’t rid my mind of the true badness that is some of these covers. Great job! Now where’s the Excedrin?
Oh, I have a soft spot for Slave boy! My favorite is the ever present staring at armpit show.
BTW, I am DYING b/c I have the Elf book for review and I never realized it was the same guy! I love his crazy elf hair!
This slave boy is a very busy boy, he´s everywhere! 😉
Thank you 😀
Go for it, May!
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Mayhem…Love that Deadly Paw of Smacking…go git him! (When I read that at first i saw “Daddy” Paw of Smacking…totally a different thing eh?)
That boy is too popular for his own good. This is why I like designing het covers–as I recently found out. There’s a much bigger selection of usable stock photos.
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I love these posts. Thanks for the giggle. 🙂
You’re good– I wouldn’t have caught a lot of those!
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OK. The elf picture is just bad. Really bad.
Also, Creme de Banana is such an obvious title for an m/m book.
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No wonder there was poor levels of sleep given the boozy sauce. So you have mystery meat there too…
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