Misadventures in Stock Photography: Part the 122nd (SOBJG, back again)

Congrats to Melissa E, who won Where Nerves End (Tucker Springs #1) by L.A. Witt! Where Nerves End was released on June 3 by Amber Allure.

Welcome to another edition of the Misadventures in Stock Photography! Today weรขโ‚ฌโ„ขll catch up a bit with Slouching Open Black Jacket Guy (SOBJG), for something like the ninth time. ๐Ÿ™‚ Remember, you can always hover your cursor over the covers to see how I used the title in the Misadventure.

Once in a

, a

for a

goes very, very wrong and the


– not just any treasure, but

– now

on a map for any

to find. If you think the one man was happy about that,

, how wrong you are! At first he was

with fury, burning with the

of anger – anger hot enough to start a

or anywhere else he happened to be

. But then he had some

to calm down, considered his possible

, and decided maybe things weren’t as bad as he feared. Maybe he was just in an especially dark frame of mind because he’d been


) during a

and gone down after a

, ending


Heh. You think your brains hurt – you should try writing these! ๐Ÿ˜‰

“I… just can’t believe there are so many naughty boys!!” -Mayhem

22 thoughts on “Misadventures in Stock Photography: Part the 122nd (SOBJG, back again)”

  1. I would like some author to write a scene in which on of the characters is, indeed, “rode hard as teak.” I’d like to find out just what that means.

  2. Actually, thinking about this some more, maybe I should give this as a prompt in some writing challenge. Too bad it’s too late to suggest it for LiAW.

  3. He is a professional sloucher. He’d win a meddle in that.

    So do you think Opening Moves is about a foursome? Given my post today I may have to check it out if it is.

  4. I’m told by those who should know that covers with people on them sell better than those without.

    I can’t stand ’em. They all look the same to me. After seeing this post, I understand why. ๐Ÿ™‚

    The stock model that drives me the most crazy? Blond smiley guy with crossed arms. Every time I see him, I want to knock that grin off his face.
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  5. *Hangs head in shame* all I got from this was Chess? Ooh I saw that Saturday ๐Ÿ™‚ and then I started humming the songs (AGAIN)
    Many appologies, will try again later to see if I can focus ๐Ÿ˜‰

  6. I’m loving the bangs in Two Pirates to Treasure. It reminds me of the one school photo we all have of the year we tried to grow out our bangs. Oh, come on! You all know you have one of those pictures. Mine was from eight grade.

  7. I have a teak table next to my knitting chair. Thanks for the image…

    Peppermint sticks?! Who knew?

    May, you are very lovely double front leg amputee!

    P.S. I had no idea that dukes did not wear shirts.
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  8. Nice. You know, you don’t realize how often some of these cover models are repeated until you see this. Thanks for sharing, and hopefully your brain doesn’t hurt too much now! ๐Ÿ™‚

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