Congrats to Michelle, CursingMama, and Tracey D, who won King Perry by Edmond Manning!
Congrats to Peggy C, who won Still Waters (Sanctuary #4) by RJ Scott! Still Waters was released by Silver Publishing on May 19.
Congrats to Paula S, who won her choice of More Than Pride (Supernatural Mates #6) or Switching Payne by Amber Kell! Switching Payne was released by Silver Publishing on May 19 and More Than Pride will be released by Total-E-Bound on May 28.
Welcome to another edition of the Misadventures in Stock Photography! Today we’ll be catching up with Candy Cane Guy… again. And maybe I should warn you ahead of time that it’s likely you’ll get whiplash reading this one.
Said Candy Cane Guy, “It all happens
dream perchance – they think I’m just
, but ever since I fell afoul of
, I’m actually
!
from
unattainable. Instead of being the
and forming a
to become one of the carefree
, now I’m working a job
make ends meet. Asking people, ‘
‘ during the day and working
p0rn0 at night is a real drag, when I’d much rather be
, trying to appease his near-
appetites and waiting for him to tell me, ‘
!’”
Well. Um. Look! Over there!
*determinedly and crabbily ignoring the naughty boys* -Mayhem


















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“Fries with that … sir?” Our poor hero! Truly scraping the bottom of the barrel when it comes to gainful employment!
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I’m sorry, you say Candy Cane Guy and that title is forever stolen by this. http://img2.imagesbn.com/images/161890000/161893117.JPG FOR. EVER.
The hair, the hair …. *runs screaming into the night* What have they done to him. *sob*
Tam’s last post ..Monday Mumbling – *sniffle* *snuffle* I need a tissue
O.O
I’m just gonna sit over there in the corner, trying to recover
Whiplash is right. To whom do I send the doctor bill?
I can’t believe some of those titles. Do these books actually sell?!?! *shakes head*
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Ha! Catching up on Misadventures in Stock Photography was exactly what I needed today.
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The Curse of the Magical Balls–seriously? And I think the model in the Lynx who Purred… could sue over that horrible red photoshopped hair.
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Grab a bag, no thanks
Our oft-visited hero again proves himself to be one of the hardest working canes in the biz. The red hair? Looks like one of the Judds, fresh out of the shower. I just can’t tell if it’s Naomi or Wynonna. I have to say tho, last time I ordered a SIR at McD’s, nobody asked me if I wanted fries with it.
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that red Lynx hair sucks! lol!
Candy Cane Guy sure does get around… *looks at own cover in shame* http://www.goodreads.com/book/show/13635199-jacinto-s-voyage
Is it odd that I’m always thrown for a loop whenever I see on of the Misadventure models with a woman?
Brain is broken!
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Good grief! (to quote Charlie Brown
)
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I had to laugh at this.
Just …is it me, or is the guy on this cover –> http://www.stumblingoverchaos.com/archives/18550 <– the same model?
We shouldn't judge. Even the *cough* traditional publishers *cough* use stock photography these days.
Or rather…if we must judge, maybe we should try to be gentle? >;)
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