Misadventures in Stock Photography: Part the 120th (The return of the return of the return of Too Smooth Guy!)

Welcome to another edition of the Misadventures in Stock Photography! Today we’ll be catching up with Too Smooth Guy. Cover artists love to photoshop his pants… with alarming results that make his photoshopped hair look great in comparison! 😮


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provided by


who got his power by

during the

). Poor Valor was captured under

during his


– he’d merely stopped for a cheap

beer, but somehow got caught in the

from that whole

kerfuffle and ended up



, and forced to search for


Hey, it rhymes! 🙂

*hoping no one will notice the train wreck before the rhyming bit*

*sigh* -Mayhem