Congrats to SusieQ, who won Battle of Hearts by Valentina Heart! Battle of Hearts was released on April 14 by Silver Publishing.
Welcome to another edition of the Misadventures in Stock Photography! Today we’ll be catching up with Haughty Blond Guy, who is once again clothed in every photo. No, wait, don’t leave!!!
Alas, there’d be no
for
, the
- he had to stay in
with an
, the
, and… was that a
?! Ewww. Even worse, the Alpha Lambda House was right by the river where the crew team practiced, so starting at the crack of dawn, he could hear voices echoing over the river and yelling, “
!
!” Lennox briefly considered having a tantrum about these atrocious accommodations and
, but imagining how
would react (she’d taunt him and call him, “
!”) was enough to give him
s… and not the good kind.
Erm. Yes. How’s it going?
“MOM!!!! Are you going to run out of naughty boys soon??”





























I used to live next to a river that several university crew teams practiced on and they never yelled that.
Is this is why they didn’t win all that often? I should email the coaches and ask.
LMAO! I love how you had to work that one in there
Chris-Dock it- is that euphemism?
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Your mom may not run out of naughty boys, but she’s running out of ideas of what to do with them!
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Umm. Wow. I kind of like his forehead crinkles though. I’m not really sure I want to know what “Dock It Daddy” is about. Ack! (or maybe I just have a dirty mind)
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I love that he is wearing a suit in every picture no matter what everyone else is wearing. He’s like the Barney Stinson of romance cover models!
BTW, what is up with that weirdly skinny sideways guy on the Lennox cover. Yikes!
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He looks really out of place in pictures with other guys
Yikes, that is a creepy kitty O.O
I have to agree that being fully clothed makes him stand out from the others. Not saying that is good or bad, just high contrast
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I think I’m laughing too hard to comment. I mean, “Dock it! Dock it, Daddy!” We’ve either hit new lows of innuendo or new heights of creativity with this Misadvantures post. I love all the narrative you wrote around the titles!
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Well, here’s the thing about “Docking”. It’s a term for a particular sexual act that I will leave undifined. The curious will be able find out easily enough, and the rest of you will never have to know.
What I find most distressing about this post is that all these naughty boys have finally blasted your poor kitty into another dimension with their hijinx. But don’t stop posting them!
Glad I’m not the only one when it comes to “Dock It”, erh.. no pun intended there. Nope, none at all.
Nah not the man for me
So funny! Kitty pic of the bulging eyes! Can’t stop laughing.
Dock It, Daddy!
I have to wonder if this model is used so often because he looks almost reminiscent of Spike from Buffy (only sadly not as cool).
Really tenuous……..
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lol blond shocked cat?
thank you very much!!
Maybe he’s always wearing his suit because he’s a never-nude. For those of you who haven’t watched Arrested Development, I’ll wait while you google that….
What a hoot! “The Apprentice Fairy Godmother” is my book!
I’m super impressed that you managed to work both docking titles in there! Also…I just googled docking.
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Something very bad has happened to Fairy Goddaughter’s wings: they look twisted. But not as twisted as your little tale.
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This was priceless. And I couldn’t help but notice that Haughty Blonde Guy appears to be on friendly terms with Seriously Boring Blonde Guy (Shadow Men cover) and they’re almost interchangeable. Hey, it’s the Seriously Boring Blond Haughty Twins.
And I am shutting my mouth about docking anything.
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*Hands Bron a Unicorn Chaser*
Somebody is having fun with PhotoShop/PS clone! Either that, or May has stuck her claws into the light socket again.
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Count me in, please!
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Hehe. I don’t think those naughty boys will ever go away.
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