Misadventures in Stock Photography: Part the 116th (The Return of Haughty Blond Guy)

Congrats to SusieQ, who won Battle of Hearts by Valentina Heart! Battle of Hearts was released on April 14 by Silver Publishing.

Welcome to another edition of the Misadventures in Stock Photography! Today we’ll be catching up with Haughty Blond Guy, who is once again clothed in every photo. No, wait, don’t leave!!! 😉

Alas, there’d be no


, the

– he had to stay in

with an

, the

, and… was that a

?! Ewww. Even worse, the Alpha Lambda House was right by the river where the crew team practiced, so starting at the crack of dawn, he could hear voices echoing over the river and yelling, “


!” Lennox briefly considered having a tantrum about these atrocious accommodations and

, but imagining how

would react (she’d taunt him and call him, “

!”) was enough to give him

s… and not the good kind.

Erm. Yes. How’s it going?

“MOM!!!! Are you going to run out of naughty boys soon??”

27 thoughts on “Misadventures in Stock Photography: Part the 116th (The Return of Haughty Blond Guy)”

  1. I used to live next to a river that several university crew teams practiced on and they never yelled that. 🙁 Is this is why they didn’t win all that often? I should email the coaches and ask.

  2. Umm. Wow. I kind of like his forehead crinkles though. I’m not really sure I want to know what “Dock It Daddy” is about. Ack! (or maybe I just have a dirty mind)

  3. Well, here’s the thing about “Docking”. It’s a term for a particular sexual act that I will leave undifined. The curious will be able find out easily enough, and the rest of you will never have to know.

    What I find most distressing about this post is that all these naughty boys have finally blasted your poor kitty into another dimension with their hijinx. But don’t stop posting them!

  4. Maybe he’s always wearing his suit because he’s a never-nude. For those of you who haven’t watched Arrested Development, I’ll wait while you google that…. 😛

  5. This was priceless. And I couldn’t help but notice that Haughty Blonde Guy appears to be on friendly terms with Seriously Boring Blonde Guy (Shadow Men cover) and they’re almost interchangeable. Hey, it’s the Seriously Boring Blond Haughty Twins.

    And I am shutting my mouth about docking anything.
    A recent post from AJ Rose..A Little Something for FreeMy Profile

Leave a Reply

Your email address will not be published.

CommentLuv badge

This site uses Akismet to reduce spam. Learn how your comment data is processed.