Misadventures in Stock Photography: Part the 97th (The return of the return of the return of Torso Guy)

Congrats to Kelly, who won Texas Winter (The Heart of Texas #2) by RJ Scott! Texas Winter was released by Silver Publishing on November 19.

Congrats to Cori and Lilli, who each won copies of Honored Vow (Change of Heart #3) by Mary Calmes! Honored Vow is being released by Dreamspinner Press today.

Welcome to another edition of the Misadventures in Stock Photography! Today we’ll be catching up with Torso Guy. (Curious how he got his name? You can find out here.) Don’t forget that you can hover your mouse cursor over the covers to see how I used the title in the story. 🙂


the Third (or, as he preferred to be known, R2D3) won both the coveted title of

and the not-quite-so-prestigious title of

, he developed an immediate craving for

– maybe a

or a

. While he was trying to make up his mind, he started a

of laundry and used plenty of

, hoping it would get rid of that pesky infestation, then checked to see if he’d received new

from either the


. He thought Planet Mail from

would be great, since neither was there to play

with him – oh, how he longed to be pressed against them,


If that made sense to you, you should be very worried. 😉

“How could you??” -Mayhem

27 thoughts on “Misadventures in Stock Photography: Part the 97th (The return of the return of the return of Torso Guy)”

  1. I suppose I should take comfort that the ladies shown on the covers obviously have home-grown bosoms as they are not humongous. However, all of them would wear a smaller cup size than torso guy.

    I giggle to think what’s going to happen when old age and gravity catch up to him. It won’t be pretty.
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  2. Dementia is a terrible thing to waste. I’m so glad yours is being put to good use. 😀

    Oh, I’m so sick of torsos. That’s why I’ve been going for fog banks and zombies and hypodermic needles. They’re so much sexier. 😉
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  3. Poor May. She looks so depressed.

    But… ONE OF MY COVERS MADE MISADVENTURES! WHOOT! I have arrived! Hee hee. I’ll have go to tell Jared, he created two of those… I wonder if he can Photoshop that button open, maybe the zipper down a bit…

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