Misadventures in Stock Photography: Part the 119th (The return of ISSAYWMSSG)



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Welcome to another edition of the Misadventures in Stock Photography! Today we’ll be catching up with I Shall Stare At You With My Smoldering Stare Guy (ISSAYWMSSG).

After the

, it was

for the

to grow weary of being

, so he snuck up behind

and yelled, “

!” Poor Peter was so terrified he dropped the

he was holding, then scanned the room, searching fruitlessly for

. Alas, all he could see were

, although… “There!” exclaimed Peter. “There!

!” But it turned out to just be his glass of

, fizzing quietly away in the corner by the

. “Oh, for…” muttered Peter. “If my nerves are this shot, they’d better just

,

, because I’ve obviously been in this

long. There aren’t enough

or

here to keep me away from my

any longer.”

The end.

Erm. Is it too late for my “SoC staff not responsible for any permanent confusion caused by reading this Misadventure” warning? :)


“Sooooooo disappointed once again, Mom!” -Mayhem