Misadventures in Stock Photography: Part the 109th (The return of CTHTBHOWHG)

Welcome to another edition of the Misadventures in Stock Photography! Today we’ll be catching up with Can’t Tie His Tie By Himself Or With Help Guy (CTHTBHOWHG), who can’t possibly be as young as he looks, right?!

discovered he was

when he was

from the

party, proving that

wasn’t all

. He was sure Maverick had the

, but Maverick just kept repeating, “There’s




*fades to black*

“Tenuous, Mom, very tenuous.” -Mayhem