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Welcome to another edition of the Misadventures in Stock Photography! Today we’ll be meeting Hand Holding Hands (HHH). Remember that you can hover your mouse pointer over the cover to see how I used the title in the Misadventure.
, Ryan was
and being terrified of opening
. His mind drifted
as he tried to recall
, he just couldn’t come up with any! He decided that he needed to start
right away, so he sat down with his diary and wrote, “
– I finally realize that he was
, and that
isn’t me, but his
in strip poker instead. It’s time I stop looking for
and focus on
, which is actually my heart, since you are my diary, after all.”
“Hands should pet kitties and not be so naughty!” -Mayhem
22 thoughts on “Misadventures in Stock Photography: Part the 111th (Hand Holding Hands)”
Mayhem- We’re just not that into them.
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My god! I think that actually made sense!
*Blinks* heh 😀
*Toddles off to pet kitties*
Uhhhhh….words to live by, I think? 😀
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OK, the P-Shoppers have gone too far. We’ve put up with mis-shapened, smeared tatoos and hair that looks like a wig advert from a 1950s Little Lulu comic book. But that watch is the straw that broke the camel’s back. How dare they!
Also, and less maniacally, it’s interesting that the models on His Brother’s Keeper and Three Of A Kind continue the hand-grasping theme.
Oh yeah,does anyone know where the “Cloud In The Shape Of A Boy Nipple” Photoshop Filter is available? No? GOOD! It’s almost as disturbing as that watch.
Thanks for these weekly laughs Chris. Hope all is well with you.
LOL It makes me want to write in my diary. I think I still have the one I started in fifth grade.
Hmmm. A bit convoluted at the end perhaps. LOL I’ve never really noticed all those hands before, but now that I see them all out there it’s clear.
Where is he!?!?! Not a fan
Hands should pet kitties!
Good continuity this week.
Another great installment, and May is so right!
May – I don’t think you want THOSE hands to pet you. You might need a serious bath if they did….
Brilliant! The story matched the thoughtful hand poses 🙂
May – hands should so pet kitties 🙂
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Mayhem – you’re absolutely right of course… But they should also applaud your Mom for being so clever too!
I need to learn I should not read your blog whilst at the office. *blink, blink*
I’m with you, May!!
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Love that you got a non fiction title in there! I wish they’d stop using that picture. I find the pair of hands coming from over the shoulder at a bit too veiny. Puts me off.
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Wow. That’s a lot of hands.
Also, in some of those pictures, it’s hard to say for sure that it’s a man-boob, and not a woman’s…
you got to watch out for those strip poker players, never can find love with them!
P.S. Love the one where they added the bracelets!
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Wow, I never noticed these were the same hands.
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To right Mayhem!
Yup, I’m with Mayhem. That was seriously tenuous! 🙂
lol Mayhem, maybe they could do both and everybody would be happy 😀
*guffaw* That gave me another good morning laugh! (the kitty obviously suspects naughtiness, that face! So cute!)