Misadventures in Stock Photography: Part the 71st (The Return of Tie Guy)

Welcome to another edition of the Misadventures in Stock Photography! Today we’ll be catching up with Tie Guy, last seen in Part the Twelfth. Keep an eye out for You Can Do Your Laundry on My Washboard Abs Guy (YCDYLOMWAG), who is on two covers, and I’m Too Sexy For My Shirt Guy (ITSFMSG), who is on one.

immediately demanded

after reading of his escapades as


. Said Roane, “Even


as he is, behaved with

dignity upon discovering that

was his


, please


, who are

, do a

, followed by a

, before they head to the

to figure out

. Actually,

to join them, but remember that

beyond which they should not be pushed!”


*sigh* -Mayhem