Misadventures in Stock Photography: Part the 61st (Well, hello again, SOBJG)



Congrats to Juni, who won Yearning (Green’s Hill Werewolves, Book 1) by Amy Lane! Yearning was released by Torquere Books on Saturday.



Welcome to another edition of the Misadventures in Stock Photography! Today we’ll catch up with Slouching Open Black Jacket Guy (SOBJG). Onward! (And keep an eye out for Trying To Tip His Hat Guy!)

Returning with

upon completing Operation

and rescuing the

(after making her

), SOBJG traded her for some of

and prepared himself for the many

before he would reach his

. When he finally got there,

yelled, “

! What happened to the rest of the

?”

“I’m sure they’re all

and hearty,” replied SOBJG. “But you know me and my

! I just felt too much internal

to the idea of hanging around and waiting for

to finally be complete, when instead I could be back home,

and enjoying

in the

.”

The end, because you’re all terribly out of breath from reading run-on sentences to yourselves.


“NO MORE NAUGHTY BOYS!!!” -Mayhem