Misadventures in Stock Photography: Part the 56th (ONTCioMG)

Welcome to another edition of the Misadventures in Stock Photography! Today we’ll be meeting Oh No, They’re Closing in on Me Guy (ONTCioMG). Keep an eye out for his long hair…


granted by

can be hard to

, even though the

considers it to be the

. Those who succumb to the bond are marked as

in a

that leads to

and then

on the


Oh my. And ouch!

“If there are an infinite number of naughty boys, does it follow that Mom will write an infinite number of posts about them?” -Mayhem