I never heard back from the first winner, so congrats to Juli-Anna, who’s the new winner of A Shifter Christmas (The Lost Shifters, Book 8 ) by Stephani Hecht!
Congrats to Jase, who won Knight’s Fall (Boys in Blue) by Mia Watts! Congrats to Tracey D, who won His Christmas Present by Rachel Randall! Both Knight’s Fall and His Christmas Present are being released today by Total-E-Bound.
Welcome to another edition of the Misadventures in Stock Photography! Today we’ll be meeting My Cup Size Is Bigger Than Yours Guy (MCSIBTYG). Poor MCSIBTYG – cover artists just love to mess around with his hair. I’m sure you can guess how well that turns out for him…
, always
, couldn’t remember why he’d thought buying
was a good idea after he’d been
by
. Maybe something in the
had convinced him… or, more likely, it had been the
in the
that led to him waking up as
, roasting as if he were in the
. Alas, if he’d thought that
was impossible before, now he also had
to deal with. Plus he discovered that
, the more likely they were to be unsuitable love interests, easily distracted
. So, in the end, he went home alone and got drunk while watching
on his Tivo. The end.
“I just don’t understand… how can Mom keep putting up these pictures of naughty boys when she knows I don’t approve?!” -Mayhem
Ouch, blond really isn’t his look, is it? Especially since they made him receding. Not that there’s anything wrong with that. 😛
And yes, he is substantially bigger cup-wise than moi. Hmph.
Oh Mayhem, what big eyes you have!
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I like that cover on Fearless – The backdrop is cool..
Why do they keep mucking about with the models hair..
Sad!!!!
🙂
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Nice… but a bit much in the boobies.
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I definitley like the short hair better. And the blonde? Not so much.
Poor May, it’s so hard when your human just won’t listen!
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Keep at it, kitten; it took the cricket a long time to get his point across, too. Perseverence!
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Yeah, they can’t be real.
Mayhem, you are just so cute! Cute cute cute! Let that distract you from the naughty boys. And girls too, for that matter.
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Maybe it’s just me, but since his manboobs are so big, his head looks so small. Or maybe because the manboobs are so awesome (or at least awesomely big) it makes everything else look small….
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Mayhem- Especially the guys with moobs.
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Man boobs, so not my thing. 🙂
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I wonder what his hair really looks like…
Mayhem – it must be because you aren’t vocalizing your displeasure loudly enough or often enough. Try ramping it up and see if that works – it did for my kitty this morning when she wanted to be fed and I wanted to stay under the warm covers…
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Yikes his boobs are perky!
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Nice lowrider jeans!
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He has got some bad hairdos on some of those, and dang, that man has got some boobs, lol
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OMG, those exaggerated pecs! And he’s everywhere! Lovely photo of May, by the way. Such soulful eyes!
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I’m still giggling over all his snazzy hair styles. It reminds me of those programs where you upload a picture of yourself then try out different styles to see which one would look the best.
Bad hair, perky moobs, tattoos, glowing eyes….I’m actually feeling kinda bad for poor possessed MCSIBTYG.
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Just wait til Mayhem sees the kitty porn I sent to Chaos! 😀
I humbly ask this of you, Oh Great Mistress Of All Things Bookcoverishly Misadveturous (OGMOATBM).
May we please have a Boob-Off between My Cup Size Is Bigger Than Yours Guy (MCSIBTYG) and Oft-Mentioned Oversized Lop-Sided Photoshopped Melon Boob Job Girl (O-MOL-SPMBJG)from Part the 42nd? In IMAX 3D?
I hope you approve of your Parentheic Acronym.
Wow! He really truly might be beating me on cup size. I will not be showing this to my husband tonight and asking him!
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Thank you for the book and congrats to the other winners.
I love the Misadventures in Stock Photography and today’s is extra funny!
Thanks!!
Maybe she just wants to scandalize you, Mayhem. It makes your eyes especially lovely, after all.
I’m with cursingmama…curious
Wow, he is busty isn’t he. I really don’t get that look. Not attractive really. But he’s ahead of me, at least he has TIVO.
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He does have some moobs. Reminds me of that Seinfeld episode where Kramer and George’s dad tried to market the bro a.k.a. the manssiere.
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Those man boobs just aren’t right!
Look away, May! Look away and lest that sight be stuck in your head forever!
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Hmm… His cup size really is bigger than mine! I’m so not into man boobs. Maybe the variety of hair styles is just to distract us from his man boobs.
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I’m still horribly fixated on his nipples, hanging like lead fishing weights.
Odd thought: When Facebook goes live with their facial recognition software will it “recognize him” on all these covers?