Misadventures in Stock Photography: Part the 48th (The Return of Too Smooth Guy)

Welcome to another edition of the Misadventures in Stock Photography! Today we’ll be revisiting our old friend Too Smooth Guy.

, Too Smooth Guy waited for

, hoping he’d be able to provide the excellent

for which he’d become known. Alas, when the call came, the Silkie demanded

because he’d failed to show for their regular

. (I’d recommend getting your hair cut ASAP, TSG. Oh, and that tartan on the next cover is just not you.)

When she pressed him about his whereabouts, Too Smooth Guy just muttered vaguely, “

… but ’twas hardly

, as you seem to believe. We are both

and you haven’t been

, as you seem to imagine. Can’t we move


(Hi, Slouching Open Black Jacket Guy!) and find our

once again? Must I jump on my

and use my

to race to your side with my


To be continued… maybe. Someday. Look! Over there! Shiny…

“WHAAAT?! More naughty boys?!? NOOOOOOOOOOOO!” -Mayhem