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Welcome to another edition of the Misadventures in Stock Photography! Today we have… a guy with no name. I’m really hoping that all of you will come up with a good name for him so I can change the post title to something a little bit less lame. 🙂
Our man of mystery had a
– instead of enjoying
parade, he would transform himself into a
, then follow the
, which acted as
for him, leading him to
and roust out many a vampire who’d
to escape his
. O noes! Those poor vampires… 🙁
I hope you don’t think too hard about that narrative. I suspect that if you do, part of your brain will ooze out one of your ears. Don’t say I didn’t warn you.
“I was really hoping you’d forgotten about all those naughty boys while you were gone, Mom.” -Mayhem
41 thoughts on “Misadventures in Stock Photography: Part the 47th (Guy with No Name)”
Heh. Looking at those furrows in his forehead, how about Needs-Some-Botox-Guy? 😉
So Guy With No Name reminds me of The Situation *shudder*. Don’t be surprised if The Situation becomes a romance cover model.
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Incredulous guy? He looks like he just can’t believe what he’s seeing/hearing.
Hope May enjoyed the “naughty boy vacation”
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I vote for Patti’s “Incredulous Guy,” or perhaps “You Want A Piece of Me!!??” Guy?
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Great suggestions already for a name. I was thinking Raised Eyebrows Guy. (Shortens nicely to Reg.)
Siding with Mayhem.
Worried 50s Dude
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It appears he has a neck problem of some sort, maybe a kink, that keeps him from bringing his head up all the way. Could this possibly be Pain in the Neck Guy?
Hmm. “Incredulous Guy” (IG) or “Raised Eyebrow Guy” (REG) both have potential. Well, they all have potential, but I particularly like those two so far!
Keep the ideas coming. 🙂
“How You Dooin’ Guy”
Just be happy Mom’s home, Mayhem. Just be happy.
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Chris- “I been through the desert on a guy with no name…” wait, that’s not it.
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I’m with Melanie, kinda…
“You Talkin’ To Me? Guy” YTYMG
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How about “Lying, little bastard” Once again my heart is shattered by a wandering cover model. How dare he cheat on me by going on other covers! Will I ever find a faithful man?
Frowny Boy? But really Stephani wins I think. I nearly choked on my coffee.
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Those covers are all very dark and hurty-looking. Glad you are home? Or did it go too quickly?
I was trying to come up with something witty but I lost it after reading Stephani’s comment. ROFL too funny!
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Furrowed Brow Dude? Ha, ha, I don’t blame Stephani for feeling betrayed — this guy gets around.
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Is that guy ‘The Situation’s’ brother?
I also thought “Incredulous Guy” as soon as I saw him.
May looks especially shiny today!
Botox guy was already suggested. The first cover made me think Wanna Be A Klingon Guy or Stares at Cleavage Guy (not that is terribly unusual).
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Why does he have that weird expression? Like he is smelling something, frowning, dunno
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LMAO. I second Lily and how dare he cheat on Stephani! But I do like Miranda’s YTTMG. Although IG is good too.
Aww, May, shouldn’t you just be happy mommy’s home??
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LOL! A great way to kick off the week 🙂
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He has a bit of a bulked-up Rebel-without-a-Cause vibe, doesn’t he?
How about – Worried I’m Not Sexy Enough For My Leather Coat guy. He looks seriously worried, and it’s the only thing I could think of that he could be worried about.
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Who Crapped on the Floor? Guy.
(May looks awfully shiny in that photo. Have you checked your hair products since you got home?)
Latex Leather Jacket Guy? Or just Latex Jacket Guy? It’s so shiny, it looks more like latex than leather to me. Maybe it’s pleather: Pleather Jacket Guy?
I was thinking ‘Guy in the plastic jacket’ but I think Jessica’s ‘pleather’ comment is much funnier :).
Ab Fab? I thought he looked like The Situation too but he does look a bit like one of the General Hospital soap studs.
Not a chance, Mayhem. Not where your Mom was staying.
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I vote for the simple “Black Jacket Guy” which brings up the question: if it’s cold enough for a jacket, why isn’t he wearing a shirt? Then again, several men I know would never wear a shirt again if their chests looked like that.
How about “Can’t Lift My Head Up Straight” Guy. Jessica’s “Pleather Jacket Guy” has possibilities too!
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Oh, great suggestions. How about Glancing-to-the-side-so-as-not-to-look-you-directly-in-the-eye Guy?
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You just remind me that I have that Belinda Mcbride book – must get to it…
@May – just go with it hon, just go with it..
I rather like Ava’s Worried Iâ€™m Not Sexy Enough For My Leather Coat guy – although, Stephani’s Lying Little Bastard has a nice ring to it. 😀
Mom may be even more into naughty boys, May.
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How about Six-Pack Abs, Six-Pack Forehead Guy? I can just see him at the gym, working out on the forehead-crunch machine – gives me the jeebie-jeebies. Most hyphens in one comment award nomination here.
Break and Enter is a painful sounding name for m/m romance. Just saying . . .
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**Shakes head** Apparently not May… Apparently not!
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Forehead Wrinkle Guy? Or “Young Sean Penn”–either way… guy w/no name!
And poor Mayhem, all curled up in your suitcase… she just wants to smell you… (that is NOT dirty when you’re a cat!)
All I can think of is furrowed-brow guy.
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Well, I had a few names in mind, but then Stephani’s comment made me snort my coffee…ouch!…
My first thoughts were Cant look you in the eye Guy or I’m too sexy for my stubble guy. Excited to see what you come up with for him!
I like Pleather Jacket guy.
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